a witch with broken arms

Female Sign

The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

  • guinness world records man:
    sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups:
    i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe:
    [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

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Betsey Johnson SS 15